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+3 Sword of Protection

from The Anarchist Fakebook by Acoustic Ross

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+3 SWORD OF PROTECTION © 2008 Acoustic Ross

i wish that i could get my first tattoo
i wish i didn't have to work the drive-thru
i'll see you in study hall, bring your monster manual
i've got a new spell i wanna try out on you

you have the blackest hair i've ever seen
it sticks up above your dungeon master screen
i named a character after you in the script i sent the buffy crew
if it gets made i'll take you there with me

i've got a +3 sword of protection
dr. who tapes and a box of old x-men
my brother's lord of the rings and my very own x-wing
and seven of nine's autograph from the last convention

i wish that i could take you to the dance
i'd take my sword and you could bring your lance
but all that i can do is write elvish hymns to you
and use the klingon word for necromance

i've got a +3 sword of protection
dr. who tapes and a box of old x-men
my brother's lord of the rings and my very own x-wing
and seven of nine's autograph from the last convention

we made a pact and sealed it with our blood
together always our unending love
the tallest peak around, i tried to chicken out
you said come on and gave us both a shove
i broke my legs you broke a collarbone
our parents broke us up now we're alone
but when i'm up to snuff i'm gonna steal your father's truck
we'll take our stuff and find ourselves a home

i've got a +3 sword of protection
dr. who tapes and a box of old x-men
my brother's lord of the rings and my very own x-wing
and seven of nine's autograph from the last convention
shatner's autograph
sulu's autograph from the last convention

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from The Anarchist Fakebook, released July 17, 2008

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Acoustic Ross Tulsa, Oklahoma

Either Tulsa's funniest musician or its most musical comedian, Acoustic Ross has written & performed original AntiFolk/comedy music for 25+ years, released 7 albums, served as house musician/MC in carnival sideshow, & played nearly 400 shows in venues sizing from Cain's Ballroom to a school bus.

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