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Remix; originally appeared on News From Around The Bend.
Signature track from the early years.

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IDIOT © 2002 Acoustic Ross

I sent a big check to a TV preacher
Don’t play the game, I watch from the bleachers
I hate teachers
cause I’m an idiot

I don’t rock the boat
I don’t wear a coat
I don’t even vote
cause I’m an idiot

I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?

Spent all my money on a really nice casket
Put all my eggs and then dropped the basket
A tisket, a tasket
I’m an idiot

I o.d.’d on sugar
I’ve eaten a booger
proposed to a hooker
cause I’m an idiot

I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?

A box of rocks, I’m dumb as an ox
I don’t get the joke, hooked on secondhand smoke

Believe everything I see on TV
I don’t read books
I watch movies I don’t understand
cause I’m an idiot

Put another crack in the Liberty Bell
They took me away, put me in a cell
I’m going to hell
cause I’m an idiot

I bought a big mansion
just outside of Branson
I got kicked out of Hanson
cause I’m an idiot

I’m an idiot and I like my life just fine
I’m an idiot, won’t you be mine?

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from The Self​-​Improvement of Acoustic Ross, released December 16, 2014
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Acoustic Ross Tulsa, Oklahoma

Either Tulsa's funniest musician or its most musical comedian, Acoustic Ross has written & performed original AntiFolk/comedy music for 25+ years, released 7 albums, served as house musician/MC in carnival sideshow, & played nearly 400 shows in venues sizing from Cain's Ballroom to a school bus.

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