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Non-album track.
Theme song for the Crispy Family Carnival.

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MAKE IT CRISPY © 2010 Acoustic Ross


DEATH
will be defied
let the Crispy Family be your guide
this will be a ride like none you've ever tried

amazing feats will be... feated
now please remain seated
tonight...
make it crispy!

SWORDS
(of many sizes)
will be swallowed
fire codes (mostly) followed

something gross, something grotesque
a little vaudeville and a little burlesque

our lovely assistant brought her favorite straitjacket
wait till you see what we do with a tennis racket
tonight...
make it crispy!

we loaded up our staple gun
and we strapped all this stuff to the strongman
to bring this show to you right here tonight

KNIVES
will be flung
songs will be sung (mostly by me)

pins poked into places
normal people don't poke pins into

it's not a magic show
it's real, it's art
this show's not for the faint of heart
tonight...
make it crispy!

credits

from The Self​-​Improvement of Acoustic Ross, released December 16, 2014
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Acoustic Ross: guitars, vocals, percussion
Gloria: vocals, percussion

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Acoustic Ross Tulsa, Oklahoma

Either Tulsa's funniest musician or its most musical comedian, Acoustic Ross has written & performed original AntiFolk/comedy music for 25+ years, released 7 albums, served as house musician/MC in carnival sideshow, & played nearly 400 shows in venues sizing from Cain's Ballroom to a school bus.

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